Name: Cactus Joe the Clown Real Name: Unknown.
Nicknames: The Clown, Clowny, Clownby, Cactus, Joe, Jo-Jo, The Fool, The Terrorist, The Monster King.
Race: Chemically Altered Human/Demon/Angel Hybrid.
Eyes: Yellow.
Hair: None.
Skin: Greasepaint White.
Occupation: Vigilante, Adventurer.
Group Affiliation: The Hot Fudge Sundae Adventure Club
Base of Operations: Watoosi the Space Whale.
Favorite Food: Tacos.
First Appearance: Pulp Horrorshow (vol. 1) #1.
Most Recent Appearances: The Hot Fudge Sundae Adventure Club #11, Cosmic Love #1, and Monster King #3.
Skills & Abilities: Cactus Joe is virtually unkillable. He can regenerate from virtually any amount of damage, even normally lethal damage. He can regrow lost limbs and even destroyed brain cells. The Clown's body can metabolize metal, which it can then extrude in a variety of lethal forms, most notably razor blades and hooks connected to his back by tendrils. The Clown can tap into the latent Life Force that exists in all living things. He can draw into this energy surplus. Initially he could only use this ability to make himself stronger and faster. Recently he has learned to focus this energy and unleash it in destructive waves. For years, the Clown was a largely undisciplined fighter, but after spending time training with Secret Soldier, the Clown has become a skilled hand to hand fighter. He also has received extensive training in monster hunting. The Clown is skilled at fighting using a variety of weapons, including knives, staffs, scythes, katana, and chainsaws. He wears a pair of modified canvas hi-tops. On the soles of his shoes are Gravinometric Plates which allow him to repel himself off of a surface, essentially creating a super jump, or he can use them to increase his gravitational pull, allowing him to cling to a surface.
Name: Pengy Penguin.
Real Name: Pengy Penguin.
Nicknames: Pengy, Little Buddy, Little Guy, Birdy, The Clown's Pet, That Darn Bird.
Race: North Pole Blue Feathered Penguin.
Eyes: Black.
Feathers: Blue.
Occupation: Dancer, Adventurer.
Group Affiliation: The Hot Fudge Sundae Adventure Club.
Base of Operations: Watoosi the Space Whale.
Favorite Food: Fish Tacos.
First Appearance: The Bunnyville Experiment.
Most Recent Appearances: The Hot Fudge Sundae Adventure Club #11, Cosmic Love #1, and Monster King #3.
Skills & Abilities: Pengy is a penguin. As such, he has extreme resistance to cold, can swim at incredible speeds, see in the dark, and can hold his breath for extended periods of time. Pengy has human level intelligence, and can understand and read English. He is very clever and has repeatedly used his intelligence to save himself and the Clown from various threats. He is also an accomplished, professional dancer. Also, Pengy's feathers contain the cure for cancer.