Moviething...Um, Today

This am Movieside. Me work in sawmill in too hot heat for too many days. Now me no think so good. Me make fun of movies me no watch. It am fun.

Becoming Jane: This movie where people dress up in old costume and talk funny. Chicks like. Men sleep. Me man. Me spleep.

Daddy Day Camp: Cuba Gooding Jr. need new agent. Bratty kid movie. Try not let kids watch then they wanna be bratty too. That not good.

The Invasion: Where pods? No have pod people movie without pods. This be good movie to sleep through. Are beds in theatre?

The Last Legion: This be King Arthur. Wait. We do King Arthur movie a week or two ago. Then another before that. There lots of King Arthur. Wonder if King Arthur ever get bored with himself cause he in movies so much. Me bored with King Arthur.

Rush Hour 3: Jackie Chan no speak good english. When last time Chris Tucker made movie? Why they in Paris? Anyone care? Me not.

Stardust: Comic book movie. Me like comic books. Not read this one though. Very fantasy-ie. Harry Potter people probably like. Me watch on DVD.

Superbad: Lotta people talk about this one. Huh-huh. McLovin. Sexy Sammich. Huh-huh. Me go watch if other people me hang with want go watch. Otherwise me watch on DVD when me bored and having no better to do.

Death at a Funeral: Frank Oz did voice of many Muppets. Me like Muppets. Him also direct this movie. Movie might be funny. British people talk funny. Me watch on DVD.

Lady Chatterly: Sexy movie with those little words at the bottom of the screen. Me like sexy. Me watch on DVD and no tell anyone.

Me have lots to watch on DVD in six months.