Moviecide- 07/20/07
Welcome to Moviecide, a weekly column devoted to taking Hollywood to task for all of the utter repugnant films it churns out every week. Moviecide is unfair and biasised. All notes are based on gut instinct, word of mouth, and watching previews. Please take with a grain of salt, but don't say I didn't warn you.
In Evansville, IN:
Hairspray- Well, let's see... Don't like musicals (well, usually, there are exceptions). Didn't like the John Waters version. Don't like Queen Latifa. And I think John Travolta is hamming it up too much in that cross dressing fat suit. Is that enough reasons to BOOO this one?
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry- Pop Quiz! Is this film: A) Stupid B) Not funny C) Boring D) Lame E) Insulting F) A Premise so bad it was terrible back when Bosum Buddies was doing it back in the 70s or 80s or G) All of the Above. (The Correct Answer is G).
And that's it. There's nothing new over in the Tivoli this week, although Paprika is still playing, so if you live in the area, now's a good time to watch it. Also, Sicko is still playing in Evansville...
In Evansville, IN:
Hairspray- Well, let's see... Don't like musicals (well, usually, there are exceptions). Didn't like the John Waters version. Don't like Queen Latifa. And I think John Travolta is hamming it up too much in that cross dressing fat suit. Is that enough reasons to BOOO this one?
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry- Pop Quiz! Is this film: A) Stupid B) Not funny C) Boring D) Lame E) Insulting F) A Premise so bad it was terrible back when Bosum Buddies was doing it back in the 70s or 80s or G) All of the Above. (The Correct Answer is G).
And that's it. There's nothing new over in the Tivoli this week, although Paprika is still playing, so if you live in the area, now's a good time to watch it. Also, Sicko is still playing in Evansville...


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