(not so) Big Weekend

So, last weekend was Labor Day weekend, which meant that everyone shoulda had alla the big plans last weekend. But it seems like this weekend, just about everyone I know is running around, living it up. I, on the other hand, have no plans. In fact, not only do I have no plans, I almost have anti-plans. And I'm not even sure what anti-plans are.

As if to further hammer home the point of how this is a big weekend for everyone but me, tonight and tommorrow is the Big Clay City Fall Festival. That's right, two days of parades, Frog Jumping contests, and King and Queen candidates. Hoo-freakin'-ray. Being the town hermit, I will obviously be avoiding all of this, unless I find the world's fastest frog, in which case all bets are off.