Revenge of Moviecide
I haven't watched a movie in a theatre since... geez, January? I think that was when Fitch and Boolah dragged me to watch the painfully uneven Hostel. And I think that was the last movie I watched in a theatre. Anyway, I'm going to Evansville on Business this weekend (weather permitting), and if I can find a movie worth watching, I'll probably watch it. So, it's time for Moviecide.
The game is simple. I'll list alla the movies playing in the greater E-ville area. If I wanna watch a movie, I'll talk about it. If I don't, I'll rate it on the Suck-0-Meter. Suck-o-Meter ratings are: 1- This movie is probably generally lame. 2-This movie looks lame and boring. 3-This movie looks lame, boring, and stupid. 4- This movie looks lame, boring, stupid, and insulting. 5- This movie is almost guaranteed to rob me of my will to live.
(Well crap, only half of the E-ville theatres came up. Damn you Moviefone!)
16 Blocks: Suck-o-meter Rating- 1
AquaMarine: Suck-o-meter Rating- 2
Brokeback Mountain: I've heard this one's pretty good, but, well, do I even need to go into why I'm not exactly in a rush to watch this one?
Date Movie: Suck-0-meter Rating-5
Dave Chapelle's Block Party: Probably Rent this one.
Eight Below: Suck-o-meter Rating- 1
Failure to Launch: Suck-o-meter Rating- 4
Firewall: Suck-o-meter Rating- 1
The Hills Have Eyes: Suck-o-meter Rating- 1
The Libertine: Hey! Finally, a movie I wanna watch! Hooray! I've heard this one's pretty messed up. The review in Rolling Stone wasn't exactly glowing, but I was intrigued enough to wanna catch it anyway.
Pink Panther: Suck-o-meter Rating-3
Madea's Family Reunion: Suck-o-meter Rating: 3
Ultraviolet: Suck-o-meter Rating-1
When a Stranger Calls: Suck-o-meter Rating- 5
The game is simple. I'll list alla the movies playing in the greater E-ville area. If I wanna watch a movie, I'll talk about it. If I don't, I'll rate it on the Suck-0-Meter. Suck-o-Meter ratings are: 1- This movie is probably generally lame. 2-This movie looks lame and boring. 3-This movie looks lame, boring, and stupid. 4- This movie looks lame, boring, stupid, and insulting. 5- This movie is almost guaranteed to rob me of my will to live.
(Well crap, only half of the E-ville theatres came up. Damn you Moviefone!)
16 Blocks: Suck-o-meter Rating- 1
AquaMarine: Suck-o-meter Rating- 2
Brokeback Mountain: I've heard this one's pretty good, but, well, do I even need to go into why I'm not exactly in a rush to watch this one?
Date Movie: Suck-0-meter Rating-5
Dave Chapelle's Block Party: Probably Rent this one.
Eight Below: Suck-o-meter Rating- 1
Failure to Launch: Suck-o-meter Rating- 4
Firewall: Suck-o-meter Rating- 1
The Hills Have Eyes: Suck-o-meter Rating- 1
The Libertine: Hey! Finally, a movie I wanna watch! Hooray! I've heard this one's pretty messed up. The review in Rolling Stone wasn't exactly glowing, but I was intrigued enough to wanna catch it anyway.
Pink Panther: Suck-o-meter Rating-3
Madea's Family Reunion: Suck-o-meter Rating: 3
Ultraviolet: Suck-o-meter Rating-1
When a Stranger Calls: Suck-o-meter Rating- 5
1 Comments:
I thought that 2005 was a bad year for movies. So far 2006 is putting much out there in the post-Oscar maelstrom, which usually one of the better times for decent movies to float under the radar (and subsinctly, fall off the Oscar radar). I think they're re-releasing Crash in the theaters, so there's a chance to see it on the big screen, which I didn't.
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