My TV Show
So, I'm gonna make a TV show, which I'm pretty sure I can get to air on pretty much any TV channel cause TV sucks nowadays. Here's the rundown.
On the show, I am a Single Dad named Louis D'Amor. I'm living in the suburbs of LA in a house that I could never afford in real life, trying to find love and get by in the big city, while raising my Mutant Three Armed Hermaphroditic Child. Throughout the show, my child runs amock through the house, breaking stuff, urinating on things, and screaming gibberish.
The plot of every episode would be: I'm trying to do stuff, like say impress my boss so I can get a promotion, or I'm on a date with some hot chick that I could never ask out in real life, or something similiar. At the end of every episode, my deformed mutant child shows up and ruins everything. Afterwards, I sit my mutant child down, and we have a heart to heart talk where everyone learns an important lesson about life. Then I hit my kid repetedly with a 2X4 and lock him up in the basement. Roll Credits.
Genius, ain't it? The title of the show is "Ugly Kid", and my catch phrase is, "You Sonuvabitch I'm gonna Beat You to Death!"
Anyway, I need a supporting cast. That's where you folks come in. Drop a line on my blog here detailing 1) Your character's name, 2) Your character's relationship to me (nosy neighbor, maid, boss, ect), and 3) Some bizarre personal gimmick (examples include S&M Fetishist, can only talk backwards, ect). If I like your idea, I may put you on my show.
(Disclaimer: The preceding post was purely for entertainment purposes. I do not have an upcoming TV show. Any wannabe actors should not waste time trying to contact me. Having said that, please drop a comment on the blog with your ideas for characters. It's fun.)
On the show, I am a Single Dad named Louis D'Amor. I'm living in the suburbs of LA in a house that I could never afford in real life, trying to find love and get by in the big city, while raising my Mutant Three Armed Hermaphroditic Child. Throughout the show, my child runs amock through the house, breaking stuff, urinating on things, and screaming gibberish.
The plot of every episode would be: I'm trying to do stuff, like say impress my boss so I can get a promotion, or I'm on a date with some hot chick that I could never ask out in real life, or something similiar. At the end of every episode, my deformed mutant child shows up and ruins everything. Afterwards, I sit my mutant child down, and we have a heart to heart talk where everyone learns an important lesson about life. Then I hit my kid repetedly with a 2X4 and lock him up in the basement. Roll Credits.
Genius, ain't it? The title of the show is "Ugly Kid", and my catch phrase is, "You Sonuvabitch I'm gonna Beat You to Death!"
Anyway, I need a supporting cast. That's where you folks come in. Drop a line on my blog here detailing 1) Your character's name, 2) Your character's relationship to me (nosy neighbor, maid, boss, ect), and 3) Some bizarre personal gimmick (examples include S&M Fetishist, can only talk backwards, ect). If I like your idea, I may put you on my show.
(Disclaimer: The preceding post was purely for entertainment purposes. I do not have an upcoming TV show. Any wannabe actors should not waste time trying to contact me. Having said that, please drop a comment on the blog with your ideas for characters. It's fun.)
2 Comments:
I'd be your nosey neighbor that makes his living selling stuff on ebay. I only leave my house to go to your house and borrow stuff including your mutant son. I'd use him for various get quick rich schemes like selling your Mutant Three Armed Hermaphroditic Child to the zoo or to a circus. Oh how the wacky hijinks would ensue.
sup brian nice website
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