Green Moviecide
Welp, it's St. Patrick's Day. Or as I like to call it, just another Friday. I've got some Irish blood in me (my family couldn't be a bigger mess of Western European blood if we tried...), but that's about as far as it goes. Plus, as I've mentioned before, I don't consume alcohol, so hitting the pub for a few pints ain't gonna do me much good.
Since any Rant I may have had in my brain was wiped clean due to a massive allergy assault yesterday (other people have attacks, I have full on wars...), I'm gonna do Moviecide today. The Rules are simple, if a movie looks interesting, I'll talk about it. If it looks sucky, I'll rate it on my Suck-0-meter, with 1 being least sucky and 5 being Ultra Sucky. Oh, and all of the movies are from the various theatres in Evansville, IN. Here we go.
16 Blocks: SOM-2
Aquamarine: SOM-3
Curious George: SOM-2
Date Movie: SOM-5
Eight Below: SOM-2
Failure to Launch: SOM-4
Final Destination 3: SOM-3
The Hills Have Eyes: OFFICIAL SOM- 5
The Libertine: I kinda wanna watch this one. Kinda.
The Pink Panter: SOM-3
The Shaggy Dog: SOM-3
She's the Man: SOM-4
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estradas: DAMNIT TO HELL!!! ONE WEEK AGO I WAS IN EVANSVILLE! BUT WAS THIS MOVIE PLAYING LAST WEEK? OF COURSE NOT! THE ONLY MOVIE I"VE WANTED TO WATCH FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS, AND IT'S PLAYING ON THE SAME WEEKEND WHEN GAS IS $3 A GALLON? DAMNIT!!!!
Madea's Family Reunion: SOM-4
Ultraviolet: SOM-1
V for Vendetta: I have mixed feelings on this one. The previews have been kinda eh, but the original work it's based on is a true classic of comics literature (in fact, if you don't own a copy of "V for Vendetta" and "Watchmen" go out and get one now). Word of mouth has been mixed, and Allan Moore has openly stated that the script sucks and he wants nothing to do with the movie. So, no SOM Rating yet, but time will tell.
Since any Rant I may have had in my brain was wiped clean due to a massive allergy assault yesterday (other people have attacks, I have full on wars...), I'm gonna do Moviecide today. The Rules are simple, if a movie looks interesting, I'll talk about it. If it looks sucky, I'll rate it on my Suck-0-meter, with 1 being least sucky and 5 being Ultra Sucky. Oh, and all of the movies are from the various theatres in Evansville, IN. Here we go.
16 Blocks: SOM-2
Aquamarine: SOM-3
Curious George: SOM-2
Date Movie: SOM-5
Eight Below: SOM-2
Failure to Launch: SOM-4
Final Destination 3: SOM-3
The Hills Have Eyes: OFFICIAL SOM- 5
The Libertine: I kinda wanna watch this one. Kinda.
The Pink Panter: SOM-3
The Shaggy Dog: SOM-3
She's the Man: SOM-4
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estradas: DAMNIT TO HELL!!! ONE WEEK AGO I WAS IN EVANSVILLE! BUT WAS THIS MOVIE PLAYING LAST WEEK? OF COURSE NOT! THE ONLY MOVIE I"VE WANTED TO WATCH FOR THE LAST THREE MONTHS, AND IT'S PLAYING ON THE SAME WEEKEND WHEN GAS IS $3 A GALLON? DAMNIT!!!!
Madea's Family Reunion: SOM-4
Ultraviolet: SOM-1
V for Vendetta: I have mixed feelings on this one. The previews have been kinda eh, but the original work it's based on is a true classic of comics literature (in fact, if you don't own a copy of "V for Vendetta" and "Watchmen" go out and get one now). Word of mouth has been mixed, and Allan Moore has openly stated that the script sucks and he wants nothing to do with the movie. So, no SOM Rating yet, but time will tell.
2 Comments:
Personally I'd pump Shaggy Dog up to a 5.
My only memory of Final Destination is Dale or Justin having it on in the background at my mom's when we were playing Risk or Magic. That kid got hit by a bus and we all stopped playing for a minute cause it was cool. Then we resumed and never thought about the movie again, until the 2nd and 3rd movies came out and we all relive that bonding moment secretly. Or something.
Calm down...the 3 Burials movie will be at the Heart in Effingham soon, along with the Woody Allen flick Match Point and TransAmerica. Hopefully not next week though.
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