Rock the Chimney, Baby!
This is it, Cats and Kittens! The home stretch. Even as I type this, the Big Man himself, Santa Clause, is way up North looking over his Big Ass List. The Elves are running around finishing toys, filling up Santa's Never Ending Bag, feeding the reindeer (what do reindeer eat anyway?), and making sure the sled's in tip top condition. That's right, it's the Eve of Christmas Eve, and it's about time for Big Red to hit the World like he owns it. I'm psyched myself, and I hope you are too.
Since this'll be my last post until after Christmas, let me just say, once again, that SDF: Sombrero Friday is available (Christmas plug!), so check the main site (www.torcpress.com) for details. And to alla you out there, let me just say Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Feliz Navidad! Happy Hannakuh! Happy Kwanza! (I am not intentionally misspelling these words. Any misspellings are purely coincendintal) And for the handful of you that think Christmas is just one big scam, then I hope that Santa gives you the money for an operation to remove the stick from your ass. Lighten up! As the song goes, it's the most wonderful time of the year!
Happy Holidays from TORC Press! Ho-ho! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Since this'll be my last post until after Christmas, let me just say, once again, that SDF: Sombrero Friday is available (Christmas plug!), so check the main site (www.torcpress.com) for details. And to alla you out there, let me just say Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Feliz Navidad! Happy Hannakuh! Happy Kwanza! (I am not intentionally misspelling these words. Any misspellings are purely coincendintal) And for the handful of you that think Christmas is just one big scam, then I hope that Santa gives you the money for an operation to remove the stick from your ass. Lighten up! As the song goes, it's the most wonderful time of the year!
Happy Holidays from TORC Press! Ho-ho! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
3 Comments:
You forgot Happy Co-opted Pagan Celebration. And for the Romans in the audience, Happy Yule.
By the way, in order to demonstrate religious diversity and support my own views, I'm insisting we have a feats of strength and strongest man competition for the Cmas party this year. We'll throw sheep. It'll be fun.
Feats of strength sounds fun...maybe Splattered We could think of other things as well.
that last comment should say "Splattered Brains shots?...We could..."
Damn keyboard.
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