Bogus
To be Bogus is to be false. Some things are unintentionally false (pop music), others are quite intentional (just about everything the government says or does). So, because I haven't done a Top 10 List in awhile, here's my...
TOP 10 MOST BOGUS THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD
10. Don't worry. The impact of your fall will break the snow skis and put out the fire.
9. The next issue of Spiderman/Black Cat will be available soon.
8. Battle Chasers will be published on a Bi-monthly schedule.
7. This won't hurt.
6. I am going to do that Day of Stupidity. Really!
5. SDF: Very Odd Jobs will be available in August.
4. And the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to... Forrest Gump!
3. And the Academy Award for Best Actor goes to... Tom Hanks!
2. Trust the President.
1. Anything George W. Bush has ever said, ever.
TOP 10 MOST BOGUS THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD
10. Don't worry. The impact of your fall will break the snow skis and put out the fire.
9. The next issue of Spiderman/Black Cat will be available soon.
8. Battle Chasers will be published on a Bi-monthly schedule.
7. This won't hurt.
6. I am going to do that Day of Stupidity. Really!
5. SDF: Very Odd Jobs will be available in August.
4. And the Academy Award for Best Picture goes to... Forrest Gump!
3. And the Academy Award for Best Actor goes to... Tom Hanks!
2. Trust the President.
1. Anything George W. Bush has ever said, ever.
1 Comments:
Is it slightly less bogus if it looked good on paper, though?
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