Moviecide- 07/22/05
This is Moviecide, a continual examination of what's playing in theatres and whether a lick of it's worth watching. As usual, we'll be using Evansville, IN as our cross section. In addition, I missed last week, so we got more to rant about this week. Let's roll.
Still in theatres: Batman Begins (Saw it, good), Bewitched (Boo!), Dark Water (Boo!), Fantastic Four (Saw it, meh), Herbie (Boo!), Madagascar (Boo!), Mr and Mrs Smith (Boo!), Star Wars 3 (Saw it, Cool), War of the Worlds (Saw it, meh)
Side Note: Notice that Howl's Moving Castle, easily better than most of this list, is already out of theatres. Now you know why I was so desperate to watch it a few weeks back...
New This Week (or new last week):
Bad News Bears: I have a Love/Hate relationship with both Billy Bob Thornton and director Linkletter. At first glance I admit I wanted nothing to do with this remake, but I gotta admit, the previews are pretty damn funny looking. I'm not watching it this week, but I'll probably catch it on DVD.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: At first I really, really wanted to watch this one. After all, Johny Depp and Tim Burton are both aces in my book. Then I watched the dull, rancid, technicolor overload previews. Now I don't wanna watch it no more. Maybe on DVD if I'm really bored one day.
Devil's Rejects: Is there any question? Watching it tonight with the gang.
Hustle and Flow: I don't know who these people are who think that Pimps are these wonderful, hard working people who are the inspiration heroes of film, but here's my little wake up call: Pimps are the scum of the earth. While the rest of us are working straight jobs these assholes sell women and drugs for fat wads of cash. If you think I'm paying my $8 to see a scumbag go from the back alley to the penthouse while following his dream of becoming a rapper (side note: Don't even get me started on rap), you're dead wrong. Fuck this movie.
The Island: Since I'm being vulgar today... Fuck this movie and Michael Bay too. Talentless hack.
March of the Penguins: Yes, I really wanna watch this movie. No, I am not gay.
Wedding Crashers: I'll probably watch this one on DVD. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are cool in my book, but frankly this looks like just another paint-by-numbers comedy crapfest. Snore.
Still in theatres: Batman Begins (Saw it, good), Bewitched (Boo!), Dark Water (Boo!), Fantastic Four (Saw it, meh), Herbie (Boo!), Madagascar (Boo!), Mr and Mrs Smith (Boo!), Star Wars 3 (Saw it, Cool), War of the Worlds (Saw it, meh)
Side Note: Notice that Howl's Moving Castle, easily better than most of this list, is already out of theatres. Now you know why I was so desperate to watch it a few weeks back...
New This Week (or new last week):
Bad News Bears: I have a Love/Hate relationship with both Billy Bob Thornton and director Linkletter. At first glance I admit I wanted nothing to do with this remake, but I gotta admit, the previews are pretty damn funny looking. I'm not watching it this week, but I'll probably catch it on DVD.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: At first I really, really wanted to watch this one. After all, Johny Depp and Tim Burton are both aces in my book. Then I watched the dull, rancid, technicolor overload previews. Now I don't wanna watch it no more. Maybe on DVD if I'm really bored one day.
Devil's Rejects: Is there any question? Watching it tonight with the gang.
Hustle and Flow: I don't know who these people are who think that Pimps are these wonderful, hard working people who are the inspiration heroes of film, but here's my little wake up call: Pimps are the scum of the earth. While the rest of us are working straight jobs these assholes sell women and drugs for fat wads of cash. If you think I'm paying my $8 to see a scumbag go from the back alley to the penthouse while following his dream of becoming a rapper (side note: Don't even get me started on rap), you're dead wrong. Fuck this movie.
The Island: Since I'm being vulgar today... Fuck this movie and Michael Bay too. Talentless hack.
March of the Penguins: Yes, I really wanna watch this movie. No, I am not gay.
Wedding Crashers: I'll probably watch this one on DVD. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are cool in my book, but frankly this looks like just another paint-by-numbers comedy crapfest. Snore.
1 Comments:
I'm with ya on the penguins, dude.
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