Fantamovie

Seems like nowadays every comic book is either being made into a movie, wants to be made into a movie, has been optioned to be made into a movie, or the creators have written the book so it could easily be turned into a movie. We here at TORC Press are quite content at being a comic publisher. I know that there will never be a Live Action SDF movie made. In fact, the odds of anyone outside of my Crew and myself producing anything TORC Press related are virtually non-existant.

Having said that, every now and again, I do like to goof around with the idea of an SDF movie (or perhaps, movie series...). So, what follows is my "Fantamovie" Cast list for an unlimited budget SDF movie. In addition, I've also included my ideas on how each character should be presented on screen. As always, feel free to drop your own comments on who you would pick to be in an SDF movie. Enjoy.

-Cactus Joe the Clown-- (Actor in costume with heavy makeup) My pick for the lead would have to be Johny Depp. He's the only guy I can think of who could pull off the combination of intensity, humor, and ordinary guyishness neccessary for the role.
-Pengy-- (2D Animation or CGI) Pengy don't talk, so I don't need an actor. Ha!
-Voodoo Dolly-- (Actor in costume with some makeup) Vivica A Fox is hot enough and bad ass enough to play Dolly.
-Joseph Morris-- Can't I just play myself? Okay, I'm a really bad actor, so nevermind. Instead we'll just shave Tobey McGuire's head and call him me.
-Buzby the Fly-- (2D Animation or CGI) John Leguizamo has that annoying, irritating quality that would be perfect for my greedy little assistant.
-Broken Tea Cup--(CGI or Claymation) Instead of one voice, I thought it would be cool if we could have a bunch of people read different lines and splice em together.
-aliceislost--(Dollalice- CGI or Animatronic Puppet, Adultalice- Actress in Costume with Heavy Makeup) For the Adultalice, B-Movie Goddess Julie Strain has the proper...proportions I'm looking for.
-Cosmic Fool-- (Actor with Heavy CGI Effects) Don't really need an actor for this role.
-Sheriff Halloweenman-- (CGI or Animatronic Puppet) This may sound like an odd pick, but I was kinda thinking about Kevin James from the King of Queens, and I'm not even sure why.
-Walt--(2D Animation or CGI) Grizzled cowboy Sam Neil or Country Music Legends Kenny Rogers or Willie Nelson.
-Sped--(same as Walt) Quentin Tarantino may be a lousy actor, but all I would for this role would be his spazzy voice.
-Frimpy-- (same as Walt & Sped)
-El Gorio--(Actor in Heavy Makeup with excessive CGI) Two words, Antonio Banderas.
-Shirac--(Actor in Heavy Makeup) My favorite musician of all time, Glen Danzig has the prerequisite nastiness to play the perpetually pissed off Shirac.
-Xavier Mystery--(Actor in Costume with minor CGI enhancement) Big ole Michael Clark Duncan has the build and the voice to play the Star Wars obsessed Xavier.
-Lab Bunny-- (Stuntman in costume) For the body, I want Jet Li or Ray Park. For the voice, I want Michael Madsen (Mr. Blonde for Resevoir Dogs).
-King Smooth--(CGI or Animatronic Puppet with CGI enhancements) The only guy cool and mysterious enough to be Smooth is Clive Owen, hands down.