Wishful Thinking

So, as I've mentioned before, I'm walking a bit of a financial tightrope at the moment, what with my insurances due and my tires needing replaced and whatnot. It's times like these where, as a way of chilling out, I like to think of things I would do if, suddenly, I was super freakin' rich. Not neccessarily Bill Gates rich or anything, but stupid rich all the same. And instead of listing the same old same old (aka, Quit my job at the sawmill, do a better job of publishing the comic, give money to poor, blah, blah, blah...), I've decided to list the dumbest things I'd do with my money.

5) I would have my own personal Mariachi band, which would accompany me wherever I go. That way, people would know I was coming cause they'd here the Mexican Hat Dance from a distance.

4) Build a bigger house than my neighbor's house, on my current property, soundproof it, and then hire bikers to come in and ride around at all hours of the night. That, and I might hire someone to kill their horses and that damn yappy dog of theirs...

3) Purchase the "Hellraiser" franchise and make a kick ass Hellraiser film where Pinhead wins in the end. (Can you say "Box Office Bomb"?)

2) Have my own custom car built. Think about it, Driving around in the TORCmobile with my Mariachis hanging out in the back. Incidentally, my car will need a grappling hook so it can drive up walls.

1) TACOS For EVERYONE!!!!!