Behemoth

So, I'm in Wal-Mart yesterday (cause Lord knows, you gotta goes to Wallyworld), and I saw a sign that proudly stated that you could get your taxes done by Jackson-Hewitt instore. That's right, not only can you do alla your grocery, basic goods, electronic, housewares, and toy shopping at Wal-Mart, you can also get your hair cut, buy booze and cigarettes, get your eyes checked out, sign up for a cellphone plan, and now, get your taxes done. Me and Bro have a running gag about how some day, there'll be Wal-Mart housing. Frankly, I'm starting to think that sooner or later there's gonna be Wal-Mart Dome Communities where the citizens of Wal-Mart will work for Wal-Mart credit which can then be spent on all the neccessities of life that can acquired at the UberWal-Mart within the Dome. And all the Domes will be connected so you'll never have to deal with anything or anyone not affiliated with Wal-Mart. The only people who will ultimately be left out of a deal like this'll be Californians, who don't know what the fuck a Wal-Mart is.

In other news, I thoroughly recommend Grant Morrison's Seven Soldiers project from DC. I think I've brought it up before, but to reiterate, it is a series of seven, four-issue nonrelated interconnecting mini-series. There's already three issues out (Seven Soldiers #1, Shining Knight #1, Manhattan Guardian #1, and Zatanna #1 will be out next week (I scored my comic shop's preview copy)). Morrison is really cutting loose with this series and unleashing lots of crazy ideas onto the page with every issue, while at the same time I'm already begin to glimpse the bigger story he's ultimately going to tell. Again, highly recommended.