Sloganage
It's 2005. A New Year for the world, and a New Year for TORC Press. As CEO of this fine company, I have decided that the time for pussyfooting around is long since over. It's time we claimed our destiny and dominated the comics industry. All will fall before our might. Even Marvel and DC will bow low and worship before the altar of Cactus Joe the Clown. There's only one problem. TORC Press is lacking a corporate slogan. We need a slogan that will strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. Here's the ideas I've had so far, any suggestions may be left in the comments section.
TORC Press...Hey! You Like Cahmick Boooks?
TORC Press... Mmm. Tastes Like Chicken.
TORC Press... Now with 50% less Dead Rat per Issue.
TORC Press...Yo Mama!
TORC Press.... We're only slightly confused.
TORC Press...Virtually Guaranteed not to give you Explosive Rectal Cancer.
TORC Press...Slogan? We don need no steenking slogan.
TORC Press... We're slightly less lazy than Joe Maduera.
(Note: It's been a long, brutal week. The preceding was meant purely as a pick me up and was in no way intended to be taken seriously in any way. Except for that part about the Rats and Joe Maduera.)
TORC Press...Hey! You Like Cahmick Boooks?
TORC Press... Mmm. Tastes Like Chicken.
TORC Press... Now with 50% less Dead Rat per Issue.
TORC Press...Yo Mama!
TORC Press.... We're only slightly confused.
TORC Press...Virtually Guaranteed not to give you Explosive Rectal Cancer.
TORC Press...Slogan? We don need no steenking slogan.
TORC Press... We're slightly less lazy than Joe Maduera.
(Note: It's been a long, brutal week. The preceding was meant purely as a pick me up and was in no way intended to be taken seriously in any way. Except for that part about the Rats and Joe Maduera.)
4 Comments:
How about these:
TORC Press-"Because We F*cking Feel Like It" (remember that NWWA catchphrase?)
TORC Press-"More Crazy Than Crazy"
Torc Press-"Because You Can Only Spay Or Neuter Your Pet Once"
Sorry, I'm tired.
Here's a couple.
Torc Press...Is brain licking good!
Torc Press...It'll give you a boot to the head.
Torc Press...The Shack of Abstraction.
Torc Press...We don't have 50 years in the business but we are really mature for our age.
TorC Press: Because the big red head told you to
TorC Press: Full frontal nudity is always a possibility
TorC Press: Our CEO is single, eh, eh?
TorC Press: Please!!! For the love of God!!!!
TorC Press: I'll kill every damn one of you!
TorC Press: Fuckin Pirates
TORC Press - The Craziest Comic at the Con, Guarunteed, or the big redhead will rip your nutsack off.
TORC Press - A refined blend of insanity, evil, and morality, with fine legs and just a hint of desperation.
Or just go with a slogan for each title....
SDF:A pretty good read with a spot of tea.
SDF:I pooped myself.
SDF:If your eyes don't bleed, you can't read.
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