No Politics, Please.
Ugh. I am not spending anymore time thinking about the election. Screw that. Unfortunately, November is only a few days old, and it seems like everything has went to crap. Most noteably, my job at the sawmill has become something of a nightmare. Still, I try to keep my chin up. I mean hell, there's lots of worse jobs out there, and because I'm an anal retentive dork, here's the list:
Joseph Morris's Top 10 Jobs that Suck More than Sawmilling:
10) Farming- We used to be farmers as well as sawmillers, so I know from experience that farming sucks more.
9) Sewar Work- Claustrophibia, foul smells, bacteria hazards, and you can probably use your imagination on the rest.
8) Oil Field Work- Long hours, dirty ass manual labor, and an above average chance of getting blown up.
7) Coal Mining- Claustrophobia, Black Lung, and an above average chance of being killed in a cave in.
6) Any Job in a Third World Country- Absymmal pay, worse hours, lots of new and exciting ways to get killed or injured on the job.
5) Iraqui Policeman- The only job in the world where getting horribly killed is absolutely guaranteed.
4) Fluffer- Hey, this job literally sucks!
3) Jizzmopper- How low do you gotta sink to get to the point where you're cleaning other dude's spooge for a living? Pretty desperate, considering Fluffer and Iraqui Policeman are higher on the list...
2) Crack Whore
1) Crack Whore Trainee- I would like to thank Norm McDonald for the last two entries on my list...
Big comics that I picked up this week were the latest issue of "Ultimate Fantastic Four" and the new issue of "Shonen Jump" which features absolutely awesome One Piece and Naruto stories.
Joseph Morris's Top 10 Jobs that Suck More than Sawmilling:
10) Farming- We used to be farmers as well as sawmillers, so I know from experience that farming sucks more.
9) Sewar Work- Claustrophibia, foul smells, bacteria hazards, and you can probably use your imagination on the rest.
8) Oil Field Work- Long hours, dirty ass manual labor, and an above average chance of getting blown up.
7) Coal Mining- Claustrophobia, Black Lung, and an above average chance of being killed in a cave in.
6) Any Job in a Third World Country- Absymmal pay, worse hours, lots of new and exciting ways to get killed or injured on the job.
5) Iraqui Policeman- The only job in the world where getting horribly killed is absolutely guaranteed.
4) Fluffer- Hey, this job literally sucks!
3) Jizzmopper- How low do you gotta sink to get to the point where you're cleaning other dude's spooge for a living? Pretty desperate, considering Fluffer and Iraqui Policeman are higher on the list...
2) Crack Whore
1) Crack Whore Trainee- I would like to thank Norm McDonald for the last two entries on my list...
Big comics that I picked up this week were the latest issue of "Ultimate Fantastic Four" and the new issue of "Shonen Jump" which features absolutely awesome One Piece and Naruto stories.
4 Comments:
qual é que é o teu problema em falar em politica?
tem juizo e dedica-te a escrever com caneta e papel.
parabéns.
http://o-blog-de-luis-silva.blogspot.com
Who is this Luis Silva? Why is he posting in a foreing tongue? Is it Spanish? I recognize a few words, but spanish and portugeuse are similar enough to be confused. These are the questions plaguing me today. Damn internet and it's world reaching efforts.
On the jobs, you forgot "spin doctor" for W. Hello, Luiz!
It appears to be portuguese. When I put it into the google babble fish this is what I get:
which is that it is your problem in speaking in politica? it has juizo and it dedicates to you to write it with penxs and paper. congratulations.
When I tried to translate from spanish it was nothing but garble.
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