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Name: Joseph Morris
Location: Clay City, Illinois, US

I'm just here until I'm gone.

Friday, October 29, 2004

She Had a Nice Ass, but Her Dripping Intestines Were a Real Turn Off

Feeling a little random today.

Trick or treat night in glorious Clay City, IL pop.950 people went fairly well this year. Had a decent amount of kids swing by the house, my candy held out (and I even had a little extra), there was no rain, and most of the children were actually in costume. I myself dressed up as an insane clown (big surprise there), which is always fun. My only gripe this year (same as last year's big gripe) is that for some reason, most kids refuse to say trick or treat when I answer the door. What up wit dat?

So, I've been hearing alot lately about State Values. You know, Illinois values, Indiana values, Kentucky values, ect. Apparently, somewhere there's a document out there somewhere that contains our state's value system. I suppose I should try to find the thing, see if I'm living up to code. Probably not, I might need to go to have some Conservative injections to bring myself up to code.

Since I have recently been declared a Cultural Guru (don't ask me how that happened, I'm not in charge, and last time I checked, I'm a moron) here is Today's Comic that You Cannot Live Without: "Palomar" by Gilbert Hernandez. Recently collected by Fantagraphics (around $40 but worth every dime), this massive tome contains every Heartbreak Soup story ever. Brilliant, funny, touching, silly, scary, this comic goes beyond slice of life and shows just how insanly beautiful this world can be. Go forth and read my minions.

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